HoW Time FLY

it been a week wat ever happened last week have past by with nothing much uncommon as usual went to sch on WED din learn much and anu ask us to do a test (two not just 1) well think i din do too well for 1 only manage to get like 60% i mean this is just sad she did not teach us most of wat is in the CCNA hiaz expect us to know like tat ass short form sian. Have some drinking on thur with sotong as she claim tat she wanted to drink some alcohol we pour a glass of bailey ( well it is chocolate milk whiskey) she finish half a glass as norm mi finish rest of it haha after that went to sleep now the next day she wake up with turtle neck still the same with when she drink haha hope she is better with the neck now (you should not drink anymore again).  Went running yesterday (Sat) with my bro wa not bad le still can running (plus walking la of COS) total 6 round, after tat went swimming (like donkey year din sock in pool liao haha dam cooling (but the water is dam hot i mean not cold de) reach home like 9 plus have dinner then suft net do some reading well tat is my weekend. Now it make mi feeling like going wildwildwet on next fri haha i'm surprise tat i din get any body ache after so many hour outdoor (till now in the morning) well should end here then.

Mondays BLUE

Well today did lots lots early morning got a call from HRD (Susan e manager) all her chain mail got bounce back send to 40ppl at9plus, try to check tat all her setting is correct for outlook doned ask her to resend again now it got bounce back WTF did checking again tell her to resend 10plus. 5min later call up got bounce again do same thing WTF again now get my network guy in to setter it out with AMK (STUPID PPL) no respond from them sian. Tell her to resend again after mi checking her com for the 3RD time. i have check this time is send through went down do others thing now the best part she call again said mail got bounce back WTF (this cant be happening) went up check the time (now she get mail form those 40plus ppl asking if dinner is provied) STUPID RIGHT.

Do nothing much reformat pc agian haha boss call ask mi take over infocomms tml as another guy is on MC (jing li thks ah) nothing happen over the weekend.

It been awhile...

Well Well it been 4day since my last updated alright la for the pass few days working as per norm doing staff all by myself u know Wat happened i went over to IMM to setup a new PC alright those are EASY but linking the computer to the network printer is OMFG. I was stuck there for 3plus hours even ask another guy (jing li) over to help mi out ended up doing the same step but still cant connect, call the Fuji xerox do over the phone also all done (SAME STEP) now is the best part they have a installer WHICH when u click it will just install the printer OMFG ( there is this guy name TAS he know and din even tell mi WTF) OK but nvm problem solve.

Today went back to sch well it was fun (really din do/learn a single thing) we will be stuck with a new teacher (ANU) will can u believe it she got a master in NUS, she have work with Swiss Suisse (as Wat i din ask) OK now is the funny part she teach us (first lesson) DIY computer she does not know the board of the computer just basic like us harddisk, motherboard, video card, nic card,etc just let us play alone hiaz SIAN. 

2nd part SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO ENTER BIOS SETUP was asking mi and Freddy was guiding her out WTF SIAN. BTW it is (F1,F2,F10,Del key,click both mouse button(older model)).

3rd part she was asking just now to show them how to boot from bios format/run so i just said do i get extra mark haha (of cos got extra la) then she said ya sure got give de haha. 

last part when doing HTML ok find it was easy for mi following the code in the book but when we wanted to do something that is more to it she does not know how to get it done (btw i think she is dam BOOK SMART) she need to search the net for it ( u know wat if it is NICK he will be like huh "U DUN KNOW") ok fine when she found it she ask if we could get it out "ok la for this must ask de ma" we have finish it liao LO. 

Now i really wonder Wat does ITE was thinking getting 1 ppl who have no knowledge of teaching to teach a bunch of us who only got 1DAY PER WEEK to learn everything??? I be fare here i think she is a nice person just tat she does not know how to hander all those small kid who DUN listen in class haha. I really hope that she can get more knowledge B4 coming to us next week and telling us she need to find the ans (i'm not blunt here but she is a teacher) we go to her for ans, during working yes i admint GOOGLE is my best friend but in SCH i will still looking for TEACHER... HOPE for the best for us ANS lots lots please.

Btw Yesterday went Botak Jones for dinner well the food is dam nice u guy could try it out haha.

What were U thinking?

Receive this joke. Pretty funny. Lets see how many questions you can answer correctly!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the tea ch er explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teach er : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

Do you have the standard to get into Stanford??

Funny staff over the net

take a look at this it just look funny found some where over the net enjoy ur KFC from now on haha now we really hope he rest in peace haha.

this is it today is sunday now i'm actually waiting for sotong to come back then we can go out ??? dunno wat time she will be back.

Y U SHOULD NOT MESS WITH THE CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." 

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

First Week

Well thing goes around as predicted doing nothing for the past week expect tat some time 1 of the STUPID A****s1 server got tired after 2YEARS without AV and decided to die on us (well this server control all our email address for the WHOLE company) u know when was the last day. It was sometime in 2006(WELL DONE). 

OK so we uninstall the AV(Sysmantec) when we try to update it to a newer 1 it just CANT RUN and Wat is the best part it is now a drive full of VIRUS (backdoor) waiting for a time to unleash all the worm,virus,horse to the rest of the network and SHUTDOWN the whole company.

Now back to my life yest nite finally thing kept coming to mine mind when was the last time i spend lovely time with my love 1. Guess few month have pass since i have move to the new house. Few week back when to buy staff with her in NTUC for our room. Dear if u c this post do come back EARLY(5apr09) ok we shall go out do some catching up. I love U