So SMART

Look at this joke, funny and yet very clever, not sure if it really works...

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Photos

went to have this photo taken with my DEAR is it nice???

Genting

Last friday 20 nov after work went to catch a bus ride up to genting with kamie sandy freddy fora and his mum total 6 of us. board the bus around 10pm travel to genting reach around 4am hiaz early in the morning haha. Went for coffee Mac spend some time outside old town coffee enjoy the cold wind blowing checking to rm at 12pm. it was otot till 6pm we went for BUFFET dinner dam it was nice haha total very cheap. did play some game lost abit on sat. sun morning woke up early went to buy ticket for going down to KL we went to klcc then to Sungei Wang shop for a bit of thing haha guess wat i went for lava fit for my leg cost 40rm but i feel dam gd haha. after that as norm we went to eat the crab and prawn wa super enjoy haha. after tat took a cab back to genting. i wanted to play a few gsme but then lost again sian went out to find freddy as he was sitting at the pub drinking beer and enjoying the music. mon morning after meeting up with them for breakfast i went to gamble with kamie HENG i win back all the money i lost HAHA. again i have a free trip up to genting again lol so happy. after tat was back to norm 3pm took the bus ride back to sing SIAN...

Super Busy

Hello reader been super long time since i have updated the last post. O work was like super mad working part time helping Amanda BF father to do his office computer was like super busy need to drop by his office every now and then. coming sunday i will start work at APEC just got my pass just now & now i'm thinking how can i live through the 1 WEEK omg i will start work @ 0630 hour when every body is sleeping & it will drag through to 2000 hour. Hiaz it is going to be a super duper hard working week working non STOP din even have some time for myself let alone spend some time with JAMIE (i'm sorry). well Lionel call told mi to look after 2 dude 1 is john a super straight guy keep asking till he get the ans he wanted the other guy is kwang hou well he look fine to mi in the first place but as i c his movement he dun look fucking norm to mi haha anyway have a small talk with him he sound very shy. just thinking about how Lionel can ask mi to look after a bunch of ppl when i'm only a small fly dunno weather he will give us the correct pay ma o the company will eat a big pie of it.

Ok let me talk about some GD thing then hihi just bought a new phone last monday Samsung Jet was super happy with the phone (btw it a gift for me dear) the phone was cool much better then i expect it to be. can use facebook when i'm lying on the bed haha.ok that will be all for now as i'm really sleepy tml still have to cover yis nhgp. i will again update with e pic i take with my new hp at the same time the photo taken at APEC.