Sotong

Time fly

2009-12-26T10:43:00.002+08:00

well it x'mas yesterday brought my parent to go eat fish n co hihi we had salmon and sword fish collar and fried calamari. it was a BERY full meal lol after tat went to ntuc to buy beer and yakult also 4d for kmie number (lonely x'mas huh huh). time fly and i study for 1 year liao this 1 year i have gotten 4As for ite dunno if i can get more As for next year ah haha greedy lol. nothing much happen life as normal brought a w595 HP for her as x'mas present wanted to buy a watch too yest but din find nice one SIAN zzz got the ot for last month apec which i have work for super duper long hour every day guess how much almost 1k plus taxi claim but now i dunn if the bonus is add this month pay liao cos if there is bonus the my ot is super little or isit he give mi extra for a temp TL haha. dear u own mi lots of thing for this pass 2 days liao haha. ok tat will be all for now liao.

Feeling SAD for been BLAME

2009-12-11T18:46:00.002+08:00

yest went to cut my hair with her so happy finish cutting while walking hm said to mi she 1 2 do rebonding for her her i said go ahead no problem de. today lunch mum call mi said she cooking dinner ask if we coming home for food i told her ya ok. so i sms She said go home for dinner she said her rebonding how (in the first place she DID NOT said she 1 2 do it tonite after work lol) wtf i said do it on sun after we finish shopping lo. then she make a big who ha use all the F word on mi. she sms mi said frankly tell mi tat u dun 1 mi to go for rebonding la k. so i was expecting her to hear from mi that i dun 1 her to go i reply her said ya dun go la save $$$. then she blow up again WTF using all kind of WORDS on mi (dear i dun stop u from doing anything u 1 de) then she bring up e watch cos i ask her on the other day tat i will use her card to buy a watch (this watch is for U) she ask so i said it for mi. she use all kind of word on mi now i really dunno if i'm too nice to her O wat she always mistake my intention O do i use the wrong word i dunno i wont reply to ur sms i will send a sms go read my blog ba. if u r angry with other ppl at work and u vent it out on mi i do not think it e right way. I really do not think doing e rebonding on sunday and coming hm for dinner is so hard. I my heart i love U watever U 1 i will try to get for U i DO NOT stop U from doing anything U 1 also do i ever did it once i hope u remember ba.
:( lonely Sotong

Face Book

2009-12-02T21:55:00.002+08:00

Can U guy believe it finally i got a FACEBOOK account (best i dun even need to create it) haha today was a tired day hiaz.

So SMART

2009-11-29T20:25:00.000+08:00

Look at this joke, funny and yet very clever, not sure if it really works...

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Photos

2009-11-28T17:55:00.002+08:00

went to have this photo taken with my DEAR is it nice???

Genting

2009-11-28T17:41:00.002+08:00

Last friday 20 nov after work went to catch a bus ride up to genting with kamie sandy freddy fora and his mum total 6 of us. board the bus around 10pm travel to genting reach around 4am hiaz early in the morning haha. Went for coffee Mac spend some time outside old town coffee enjoy the cold wind blowing checking to rm at 12pm. it was otot till 6pm we went for BUFFET dinner dam it was nice haha total very cheap. did play some game lost abit on sat. sun morning woke up early went to buy ticket for going down to KL we went to klcc then to Sungei Wang shop for a bit of thing haha guess wat i went for lava fit for my leg cost 40rm but i feel dam gd haha. after that as norm we went to eat the crab and prawn wa super enjoy haha. after tat took a cab back to genting. i wanted to play a few gsme but then lost again sian went out to find freddy as he was sitting at the pub drinking beer and enjoying the music. mon morning after meeting up with them for breakfast i went to gamble with kamie HENG i win back all the money i lost HAHA. again i have a free trip up to genting again lol so happy. after tat was back to norm 3pm took the bus ride back to sing SIAN...

Super Busy

2009-11-06T23:15:00.002+08:00

Hello reader been super long time since i have updated the last post. O work was like super mad working part time helping Amanda BF father to do his office computer was like super busy need to drop by his office every now and then. coming sunday i will start work at APEC just got my pass just now & now i'm thinking how can i live through the 1 WEEK omg i will start work @ 0630 hour when every body is sleeping & it will drag through to 2000 hour. Hiaz it is going to be a super duper hard working week working non STOP din even have some time for myself let alone spend some time with JAMIE (i'm sorry). well Lionel call told mi to look after 2 dude 1 is john a super straight guy keep asking till he get the ans he wanted the other guy is kwang hou well he look fine to mi in the first place but as i c his movement he dun look fucking norm to mi haha anyway have a small talk with him he sound very shy. just thinking about how Lionel can ask mi to look after a bunch of ppl when i'm only a small fly dunno weather he will give us the correct pay ma o the company will eat a big pie of it.

Ok let me talk about some GD thing then hihi just bought a new phone last monday Samsung Jet was super happy with the phone (btw it a gift for me dear) the phone was cool much better then i expect it to be. can use facebook when i'm lying on the bed haha.ok that will be all for now as i'm really sleepy tml still have to cover yis nhgp. i will again update with e pic i take with my new hp at the same time the photo taken at APEC.

wat a nice way to get SACK

2009-10-12T16:49:00.000+08:00

Nobody ( Wondergirl, Robot ,Small Kid)

2009-09-07T21:26:00.000+08:00

3 kind of NOBODY

NOBODY from Wondergirls

NOBODY from Japanese Robots

NOBODY from Small Kid

Yo long time no post liao

2009-08-31T20:23:00.000+08:00

well seen so funny stuff here u go i really pity the male och

What is GUTS haha

2009-08-02T18:49:00.000+08:00

he Prime Ministers from UK and Singapore and the President of USA, were traveling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were when their cordial discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers.

The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK became aggressive and quickly called his General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around this ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", and jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him frantically. After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot control himself. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 15 rounds around this ship!" The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit?" I juz bought my 4-room and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die, eh? If u want to hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! The Singapore PM smiled and said "Now, that's what I call guts".

Who think of this joke?

H1N1 "Nobody"

2009-07-19T20:09:00.000+08:00

Ever heard of a H1N1 song? I think Channel 8 or the Minister of Health should use this as advertisement, sure will reach more people. Take a look, quite funny by Mr Brown.

So Tired but have LEARN LOTS LOTS

2009-07-18T21:55:00.002+08:00

well ppl i'm back last Friday i have learn what are the step of shutting down the server before moving it to another site haha well let mi write it down here incase i orgot about it hehe we should first do a 100% backup follow by closing the host (virtual machine)data follow by application the follow by AD once all the VM is down we will shut down the server 1 by 1 once down we shall pluck out all the power only then can we test the UPS follow by dummy cable as there is 2 of all cable (no point of failure) to test the connection once done we shall on back the server one by one this is to test if there is any error in the server side once all up we shall power down the everything.now we start to dismantle the rack we should start with the cable unplug all then follow by taking out the UPS, Disk Driter, Console, Switch, Core, Hard Disk. Wa ppl i tell u ah the battery is super HEAVY at 50KG lol then slowly by the time we unmount the whole rack it 2.30AM liao haha super tired reach home bath 3.30AM then sleep hiaz.

Today meet Ridely 10AM at new site now we repeat the step from yest haha mount back on switch on the power BEST got error took us 4 hour to trace all the cable again just to find where it from haha then by the time 8PM liao we set up the network but got big issue cos AMK dun allow our IP to reach their hiaz by the time the server is up and running it is 2.30AM liao hiaz again morning SAD. For the pass 2 day i learn lot of command for Ridely how to setup Vlan how to route the router etc etc well TML still got to work that all for now PPL GD Nite

Look wat i found kekeke

2009-07-13T20:10:00.003+08:00

Well thing has been going on very smooth for mi as tas that idiot is leaving next tues cant wait for that day to come whahaha this coming fri i will be in new office liao hiaz sure is going to war liao la hiaz sad must wear SOB liao haha here u ppl have a look on wat i found when doing the cleaning up everybody know there is a MOTHERBOARD her the funny part din knew that there is a DAUGHTERBOARD haha look at the pic year 1998 dam funny

ya i know long time no write liao but i have nothing much too said also hihi. oya hor last week anu ask us to do the html coding well follow the book nvm whole class cant do it (not really whole class la just a few only la ya know) as u know wat inside the book short of 1 F**king line knn then she also dun tell us cos today finally i bring to work to try to finish it up search the net the get the line out WTF. some time mi really piss of with her la teach also dun teach finish must let us go find out wat wrong o may be she herself also dun really know lo haha. ok that will be all folk enjoy the week ahead.

Hello PPL

2009-06-29T14:49:00.001+08:00

After seeing so many wedding photos, but let us look at from another side.
Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top

Transformers 2

2009-06-26T20:38:00.003+08:00

Hello ppl long time liao no blog okok i know that haha no time la tat Y. Work wise is getting better now adays cos most of the users PROBLEMATIC PC have been solve liao still got half the company PC having problem but it ok will take my own time to solve it haha. Nothing much now sch holidays for 3 WEEK hiaz sian la can otot on wed haha still must c that STUPID TAS for 5 days a row. Now i have been treating him like a white ELEPHANT no matter if he is around or on MC LIONEL dun seem to call ppl down to take over his place liao haha this is GOOD news to mi as it show mi can take care of the helpdesk EVEN if he is not around haha. Sandi company is closing down so she has been ask to come down to D&S for interview well turn out she cry during it and i believe bcos of this Lionel call to ask mi about her if she is ok, well mi just told him she is those ppl that if need be, she will try to find a way to solve the problem she it is always wat we do in sch haha carry a PC running around would also be a thing i believe she will get USE to also haha.

Yest jamie went for a facial with her friend and she get herself a $700 plus face toning set haha well it is gd as yest night when i c her HALF her face was swollen haha "dunno got PUNCH by who confirm not mi" she is happily using it this morning also which is gd. Been a long while since i post there is a lots mi 1 2 write but at time finger get tired haha. went to c transformer on the 24 jun wa let mi tell u it is damn nice with all the fighting haha mega fox she "ops i mean he" is damn HOT din know she had a sex change when he is 16 best part his parent paid for it haha. since i know the truth bout her i view her differently near the end of the show with all the running her BOOBS din shake at all "think the DOC din do a gd job ba haha. but she is HOT this is the best part ba. Bumblebee does know how to behave in the movies and he CRY omg can u believe a robot crying haha i know control by human but that part is dam touching lo. Sam Witwicky "main lead" i dunno how can he kiss with a magafox knowing that she have a sex change haha. anyway were talking with friend the other days about mega fox if she is laying in the bed naked wonder if we will go ahead to screw her knowing the she is in fact a MALE haha. well 3 more week i will be moving to new office liao so haha all thing start fresh liao have hear that there will be a new team lead coming over to take over TAS hope it is truth.

U know mi just get my result the other days mi get 2 A and my gpa is 4 wa it a full gpa now 2 is down still got 6 more to go if i can manager to get all the rest A i believe my value would be worth much more "can ask for more pay" haha.ok ppl that all for now haha enjoy.....

Trip to Pengerang

2009-06-07T13:43:00.008+08:00

HELLO ppl long time no blog well here i come hahaha yest went over with my friend JING LI to Malaysia i meet up with him around 6.15AM at bugis MRT follow by bus ride to changi point ferry terminal. we reach around 7.15 he went for some breakfast lor mee after that we went to get the ticket for the boat to Pengerang cost is $9 per head ride is around 45min (when u reach the counter just leave ur passport at the counter and wait for them to return u back so when u get back ur passport it time to leave) there is lot of ppl go the most are fishing O cycling anyway lots of them bring their own bike lols. we reach there around 10am sms tristan and he send a SUPER KOOL JEEP well after heading over i'm like WA KOOL a line of bike c the pic
this is $105

this is $65 for the 2 yellow there is also 3 other at the side those are $73

ok ppl i have try out the bike well the 3 in the second pic those R really MONSTER i can do a willy with my weight haha never felt so light b4 anyway kool will be going again for the dirt-bike HAHA well end here. jing li and mi just grab 2 MOUNTAINBIKE (not dirtbike ): )we start cycle around 10.30 like tat left tristan park we cycle for 1.5 hour only manage to reach chinese ppl TOWN and now is SUPER tired as it is super hot OMG going to FAINT liao so we rest sit down and eat mee pok only $4rm so cheap we rest for short while we continue wanting to go to the ostrich farm but STOP half way as it really never ending tired very tired we cycle back to the coffeeshop where we eat the mee we just rest think we have cover 20KM just from start to the coffeeshop we rest walk over to a shop that sell ice-cream we get a lime 1 on the way back pass by a mango farm

here we brought 2kg of HONEY MANGO for only $12rm dirt cheap slowly cycle back took a few pic at same time let u meet jing li

doing a willy with his bike haha

adjusting his seat.

now i show u ppl some COW pic dun really understand why they rearing cow haha

we cycle back to the tristan park around 3.30pm super tired and super hot but very contented haha we rest for awhile ask the ppl to send us back to the ferry termanial we board the boat around 4.30pm upon reaching sing both of us went looking for FOOD dam HUNGRY like mad after that we both just head home ok let mi show u wat present i get from the island

ok ppl if u guy were going to this place DO use SUN BLOCK whaha ok i will end here have FUN ppl.

EXAM DAY

2009-06-04T18:44:00.003+08:00

OMG today exam lo haha CCNA de ok la mi believe not too BAD can get like 80 ba got 5Q dunno how to do the rest is ok la now hope for the best liao haha wish i can get like 80 mark AT LEAST (A) lo haha. mi think whole class will pass hoping the best for FREDDY ba guess he can make it even if it is a D ba better the FAIL. working has been the same for mi daily job is all the same nothing new now only look forward to the new place in like 29 more day then have to move liao happy. ok that all for now then enjoy PPL o ya btw Reader do look at this site Jamie is selling staff :)

such a cute dog before attack HEHEHE

2009-05-29T21:18:00.000+08:00

You know Business Logics MA?

2009-05-25T07:06:00.000+08:00

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get anything.
But your attitude should be positive

You know how to do Marketing ANOT?

2009-05-23T17:54:00.001+08:00

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

MARINA BARRAGE

2009-05-17T21:10:00.009+08:00

Rarely sotong dun need to go back to JB to work part time for her mum so this weekend she dun need to we went out to marina barrage to walk walk wa i tell u ah the place is HUGE and we are walking in the middle of the SEA OMG wat a view haha well it like this la we took a train to marina bay reach there around 9.40am look for bus stop (wa super dusty) reach busstop bus come wa heng ah if not really need to wear MASK liao haha let mi show u some nice pic.

well when we are in the bus as u can see it EMPTY hohoho.

after less then 10 min we reach the barrage so happy bellow is some pic we take

see this is the new mascot for *PUB*

here are some we took from the bridge haha..

wa tell u ah dam windily today morning haha now show u some better shot...

do i look KOOL in this pic i like it rarely i said i like my own pic haha.

let mi tell u something about one Country haha as u know long time when oldman is still in charge he said no IR in Country haha but now youngman take over he said ok la ART no make $$$ liao so he give green light to build IR NOT 1 hor is 2 OK haha (now best part) son ok la since u 1 to build and try ok can do BUT make sure u PRAY to GOD ok, so youngman said ok oldman i will must sure i PRAY to GOD everyday and he did look at the pic below haha..

you c the young man kept his promise of praying to god everyday with 3 joss stick, now let hope this young man make a right choice for the country wish him luck.

ok ppl this is a long post i shall end it here...

well come across this enjoy

2009-05-16T20:36:00.001+08:00

How the fight started ?!!! Here got a few example, very funny, and I am sure you do experience some by yourself....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started....

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And that's when the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale..

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust..'

And that's when the fight started....

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Trip to Villa Raintree

2009-05-16T20:10:00.007+08:00

Well today went to above mention location with my sotong company it is a super nice place up the hill near labrador park. Well it is our first time we went there for lunch (food wise not too bad) BUT the feel and VIEW willl make up for it did ot manage to take the SEA view as block by tree link is as follow now let mi give u some of the pic.

well still no luck with the photo for now just have to live with it haha.

well this is CT aka siti

this is the company photo where my dar is working (all is worker haha)

well for ppl who wish to go here is the bus number to reach (only this bus)...

Wrigley’s Extra Mints

2009-05-16T18:59:00.002+08:00

A revolutionary new bacteria killing oral care mint has been launched by Wrigley’s Extra Professional. Due to its unique shape, a ridged surface made of microgranules. The mint gives a noticeable clean feeling for the mouth and tongue.

New Extra Professional Mints are available in two flavours – Peppermint and Forest Berries and come in a nice handy tin. Forest Berries is a new flavor. Currently, there are no other sweets in the market that carry this flavor. Having this unique flavour at hand, it gives a refreshing feel with every mouthful you take. I for one heart this new flavor.

But is it another mint – no, by Zeus, it is not!!! Allow me to elaborate further.

Imagine this:

Your lover inserts the little oval lozenge into her mouth and places the little ball of oral delight on the center of her tongue. In your mind’s eye, she flips it over delicately, to discover to her delight that there are abrasive grooves on the other side. Then begin to visualize her sliding it across her tongue, in a sensuous lascivious circular motion – feel it scrubbing her velvet tongue while being lubricated by an intense refreshing flavour while she looks at you squarely with half-dilated eyes.

Softly, she moans and beckons to you.

I dare say, Wrigley’s has indeed released a remarkable new mint.

Go out and buy some now dammit.

funny pic

2009-05-12T20:56:00.003+08:00

The bellow pic u will enlighten u how the 2 different sexs use their brain to THINK whahah.

well enjoy reader...

OMG VIRUS OUT BREAK

2009-05-11T21:00:00.002+08:00

Sian back on mon then receive a super bad new got virus outbreak (WTF stupid DBG ppl) really sabo now whole dept com all KANA KNN then became my pro to kill all e virus got like 30 over com lo sian. Anyway i manage to solve 6 com today but got 1 of the machine kill the virus liao then the com got mad it just show "Active desktop recovery" well u can c from the pic i have search from the net no solution zzz how boss said recreate the user profile but is this the way NO RIGHT anyway i try to change the vaule from regedit but no luck hiaz. now the 2nd o i call it the double bad luck, one of our angilis1 server went down (alone with the swine flu i guess haha) anyway went it went offline on sat our backend team back to move/transfer everything to another server sgsatcweb1 will nothing big deal here but u know wat they did not write a script to disconnect the OLD path and change to the new server PATH WTF morning call receive like WHOLE COMPANY 200 plus user trying to call us UP and asking WTF happened. ZZZzzz wake up la "if thing not spoil dun touch it and if u broke it admit it dun bring others into the loop" well point is since u 4get about it faster write a script and broadcast it out to all user just tell then "PLS DOUBLE CLICK" then problem solve lo sample ma like tat. DUN repeat the mistake and make whole company looking for us haha early in the morning no fun at all... well that all nite nite.........

One night stand experience

2009-05-09T16:52:00.007+08:00

If you happen to have a one night stand before, how is your feeling. I pretty sure got mixture of feeling, some may feel excited, some feel guilty and regret. But this lucky guy, feel surprise Muhahahaa!

Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!

Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.

Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.

Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.

Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?
Man : Oh, your brother?

Not sure who add in the text.

I'm like dead meat

2009-05-04T17:44:00.003+08:00

Wa today was at CCK polycilnic early morning check temp ok pass went up to lvl 4 check the correct mask size Drager P3 Fold Flat Disposable Respirator with Valve to be worn the whole day also learn how to wear correctly as well haha, pass liao go out wear the Boundary Basic Coverage Polypropylene Gowns blue color de not too bad la cos is THIN only just cant breath cos of the mask do nothing much the also. Happened to see justin (taking MC) now i really have the same feeling as winne the pooh haha hope the pig dont sneeze now. ok that all for now really do hope it will just get better soon SWINE FLU. anyway when wearing all those really can get eerie feeling de lo.

How is life

2009-05-02T12:18:00.004+08:00

Well haven been saiding much this few day ya i know. was send to NUH on Tuesday to be a lone ranger was send out to solve case with password given have to look for a location when given a case hiaz it is dam big for mi to start wondering around b4 finally getting to the right location, when reach location again start to look for user hiaz (SAP, Lotus note, etc) heng i have so knowledge regarding this software have hook up a few printer, map a few com for share drive, but got 1 cant solve as in when u click on 1 mail in Lotus note the whole com just went to restart ??? leave it to the NUH ppl then.

Wed went to school din do anything much only learn a bit of html (haha slowly but surely I'm learning HTML) and building computer that all.

Thur went over to IMH (mad ppl hospital) haha well the ppl there are great there is hantono, Tommy, Garey & Richard. they are much better then NUH ppl (no lone ranger)just help them setup the new laptop (Dell E6400) wa it is a new model & battery can last quite long like 6hour nice cpu is e5400 i think no bad for this model.

Fri went over to Freddy house do up the lappy (wa din know only i can save it cos (Freddy said he cant boot from cd) ) haha i just select F12 wala it in boot mod setup the ms office/ AV ect... After that went to AMK for dinner we eat Western food from S11 yummy food then head over to courts and c computer checking out price again haha then head over to a few HP shop as he wanted to get a new HP Nokia E71 ($588) Samsung Pixon ($640) (for his girl as well)

Lastest updated just get his call he need to go back work TML 8am to 8pm haha!!! then we head over to Coffee Bean for coffee chitchat (Kenneth, Justin, Sandi, Rui xuan & his life) till 10plus then we headed home. Y them cos early in the morning get a sms from jus asking long time staff bout ken when outing with Amanda ( well this is all about AMANDA i know i haven talk about her YES i know will blog about her soon) as for Freddy he does have a life when he was young haha.

I think it is enough now is back to study and waiting for SOTONG to come back think she is going to change her course of work to biomedical as i just get her call early in the morning. Dun feel like going out now as the SUN is making my brain go spinning now haha. Enjoy mi reader some link which i think u ppl should take a look about life of others.

China Middle School Girls Introduce New Victims To Rapists
Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model

HoW Time FLY

2009-04-26T10:38:00.003+08:00

it been a week wat ever happened last week have past by with nothing much uncommon as usual went to sch on WED din learn much and anu ask us to do a test (two not just 1) well think i din do too well for 1 only manage to get like 60% i mean this is just sad she did not teach us most of wat is in the CCNA hiaz expect us to know like tat ass short form sian. Have some drinking on thur with sotong as she claim tat she wanted to drink some alcohol we pour a glass of bailey ( well it is chocolate milk whiskey) she finish half a glass as norm mi finish rest of it haha after that went to sleep now the next day she wake up with turtle neck still the same with when she drink haha hope she is better with the neck now (you should not drink anymore again). Went running yesterday (Sat) with my bro wa not bad le still can running (plus walking la of COS) total 6 round, after tat went swimming (like donkey year din sock in pool liao haha dam cooling (but the water is dam hot i mean not cold de) reach home like 9 plus have dinner then suft net do some reading well tat is my weekend. Now it make mi feeling like going wildwildwet on next fri haha i'm surprise tat i din get any body ache after so many hour outdoor (till now in the morning) well should end here then.

Mondays BLUE

2009-04-20T19:02:00.002+08:00

Well today did lots lots early morning got a call from HRD (Susan e manager) all her chain mail got bounce back send to 40ppl at9plus, try to check tat all her setting is correct for outlook doned ask her to resend again now it got bounce back WTF did checking again tell her to resend 10plus. 5min later call up got bounce again do same thing WTF again now get my network guy in to setter it out with AMK (STUPID PPL) no respond from them sian. Tell her to resend again after mi checking her com for the 3RD time. i have check this time is send through went down do others thing now the best part she call again said mail got bounce back WTF (this cant be happening) went up check the time (now she get mail form those 40plus ppl asking if dinner is provied) STUPID RIGHT.

Do nothing much reformat pc agian haha boss call ask mi take over infocomms tml as another guy is on MC (jing li thks ah) nothing happen over the weekend.

It been awhile...

2009-04-15T17:57:00.004+08:00

Well Well it been 4day since my last updated alright la for the pass few days working as per norm doing staff all by myself u know Wat happened i went over to IMM to setup a new PC alright those are EASY but linking the computer to the network printer is OMFG. I was stuck there for 3plus hours even ask another guy (jing li) over to help mi out ended up doing the same step but still cant connect, call the Fuji xerox do over the phone also all done (SAME STEP) now is the best part they have a installer WHICH when u click it will just install the printer OMFG ( there is this guy name TAS he know and din even tell mi WTF) OK but nvm problem solve.

Today went back to sch well it was fun (really din do/learn a single thing) we will be stuck with a new teacher (ANU) will can u believe it she got a master in NUS, she have work with Swiss Suisse (as Wat i din ask) OK now is the funny part she teach us (first lesson) DIY computer she does not know the board of the computer just basic like us harddisk, motherboard, video card, nic card,etc just let us play alone hiaz SIAN.

2nd part SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO ENTER BIOS SETUP was asking mi and Freddy was guiding her out WTF SIAN. BTW it is (F1,F2,F10,Del key,click both mouse button(older model)).

3rd part she was asking just now to show them how to boot from bios format/run so i just said do i get extra mark haha (of cos got extra la) then she said ya sure got give de haha.

last part when doing HTML ok find it was easy for mi following the code in the book but when we wanted to do something that is more to it she does not know how to get it done (btw i think she is dam BOOK SMART) she need to search the net for it ( u know wat if it is NICK he will be like huh "U DUN KNOW") ok fine when she found it she ask if we could get it out "ok la for this must ask de ma" we have finish it liao LO.

Now i really wonder Wat does ITE was thinking getting 1 ppl who have no knowledge of teaching to teach a bunch of us who only got 1DAY PER WEEK to learn everything??? I be fare here i think she is a nice person just tat she does not know how to hander all those small kid who DUN listen in class haha. I really hope that she can get more knowledge B4 coming to us next week and telling us she need to find the ans (i'm not blunt here but she is a teacher) we go to her for ans, during working yes i admint GOOGLE is my best friend but in SCH i will still looking for TEACHER... HOPE for the best for us ANS lots lots please.

Btw Yesterday went Botak Jones for dinner well the food is dam nice u guy could try it out haha.

What were U thinking?

2009-04-10T08:09:00.001+08:00

Receive this joke. Pretty funny. Lets see how many questions you can answer correctly!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?'

The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the tea ch er explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Anna says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Anna: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Anna: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms Anna: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms Anna: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?
The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms Anna: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?'
Boy: 'Yep.'

Ms Anna: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teach er : 'Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong'.

Do you have the standard to get into Stanford??

Funny staff over the net

2009-04-05T11:26:00.007+08:00

take a look at this it just look funny found some where over the net enjoy ur KFC from now on haha now we really hope he rest in peace haha.

this is it today is sunday now i'm actually waiting for sotong to come back then we can go out ??? dunno wat time she will be back.

Y U SHOULD NOT MESS WITH THE CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

First Week

2009-04-03T20:01:00.002+08:00

Well thing goes around as predicted doing nothing for the past week expect tat some time 1 of the STUPID A****s1 server got tired after 2YEARS without AV and decided to die on us (well this server control all our email address for the WHOLE company) u know when was the last day. It was sometime in 2006(WELL DONE).

OK so we uninstall the AV(Sysmantec) when we try to update it to a newer 1 it just CANT RUN and Wat is the best part it is now a drive full of VIRUS (backdoor) waiting for a time to unleash all the worm,virus,horse to the rest of the network and SHUTDOWN the whole company.

Now back to my life yest nite finally thing kept coming to mine mind when was the last time i spend lovely time with my love 1. Guess few month have pass since i have move to the new house. Few week back when to buy staff with her in NTUC for our room. Dear if u c this post do come back EARLY(5apr09) ok we shall go out do some catching up. I love U

First Day

2009-03-30T20:10:00.006+08:00

Most of us with our CCNA teacher. Mr Babo he is really a nice guy our laughing Buddha.
The lady in yellow is Amanda will tell u her story next time.

This guy in blue look cool (nerd) man right he's our programming teacher
Mr Nick now matter wat u ask him he will always take it lightly de haha.

Well this is SANDI and Rui Xuan now a couple if I'm not wrong. well SANDI I WISH U ALL THE BEST with him.

OK today is my first day after 2month of honey month and u know wat I'm not looking forward to it as always it is super slow do nothing was reading newspaper till like 10.30am then Bernard(new guy helping our manager(riddly) out) came over pass mi the tape and follow up with wat to do with the tape etc after tat went for early lunch at IMM slice fish bee hoon soup ($4) haha went shopping at GIANT buy some sweet. Around 1.30-2pm went up to lvl 4 help 1 of the staff to add ram into the lappy (c c look look) went back around 3pm. Ended my day at 5.30 and i left for home. well tat is my first day at work u ppl will hear more of my frustration.

Call my friend(sandi) around when i walking home tok for awhile and u know wat she is still at work trying very hard to finish her daily report haha poor her O there is another guy(freddy) well when I'm writing this he is still at work, frankly i do not know wat the hell is he doing spoiling market lo time up should hav go home instead of staying in the office CATCHING the AIR.

Well as said b4 here r the pic.

How many guys can pass this test

2009-03-28T23:16:00.002+08:00

Look at this interesting story, I doubt any guy can pass the test. The story is in Chinese, I will try to translate it into English at the bottom, of course read the orginal text in Chinese is more interesting.

我就要和相處一年的女友結婚了，毫無疑問，我很高興。

唯一困擾我的是，我未來的小姨子，一個20歲的辣妹。她喜歡穿緊身的低胸 T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙。她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰，更要命的是在別的男人面前她從不這麼做。

直到那一天，我未來的小姨子 Call 我，讓我去看看請柬的準備情況。當我到時，她家只有她一個人，迎接我的是她無盡幽怨的眼神說：我愛的人結婚了，新娘不是我，我現在唯一想做的即是在你結婚之前，把我獻給你。

她在樓梯上對我說：我在臥室等你，如果你決定了，就上樓來找我。當她走到樓梯的盡頭，和她睡衣一起滑落灑向我的是她眼中的期待。

我呆立了一分鐘，然後做了我當時唯一能做的事：拉開大門，走向我的汽車。門外，我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流，給了我一個惡狠狠的擁抱：good boy，我們家的測試你已經通過了，歡迎你加入到我們的大家庭。

這個故事告訴我們 ...........

保險套_放在車上是對的!

This guy is going to get married with his girlfriend, so of course he is happy.

The only trouble is his future sister-in-law, who is 20 year-old. Always wearing a low cut and mini-skirt. And only bend in front of him but not other guys.

So one day, she call him, and tell him that he is the one she loves, so she decided to give him the day before he get married.

And she will be waiting for him in her room, when he is ready just enter.

He feel surprise and wait and think. Then rush out to his car. But when he open the door, the parent-in-law feel so happy, and say "you pass the test!"

So the moral of the story: put the CONDOM on car!

End of Honey Moon

2009-03-28T09:55:00.000+08:00

OK this is going to be my first post how time fly it been 2 month and my honey moon period of studying is over now is the start of a time where it just all get to stress up again work work work and human encounter.

for the pass 2 month in sch it been really fun letting mi feel younger and also recall how i was once so playful in a mirror image of wat it was like it use to be mi haha. taken a few pic on the last day with out networ & programming teacher will get it up & running soon. well this is a going to be a blog about mi making comment and release myself.