Friday, May 29, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
You know Business Logics MA?
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get anything.
But your attitude should be positive
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get anything.
But your attitude should be positive
Saturday, May 23, 2009
You know how to do Marketing ANOT?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
MARINA BARRAGE
Rarely sotong dun need to go back to JB to work part time for her mum so this weekend she dun need to we went out to marina barrage to walk walk wa i tell u ah the place is HUGE and we are walking in the middle of the SEA OMG wat a view haha well it like this la we took a train to marina bay reach there around 9.40am look for bus stop (wa super dusty) reach busstop bus come wa heng ah if not really need to wear MASK liao haha let mi show u some nice pic.
well when we are in the bus as u can see it EMPTY hohoho.
after less then 10 min we reach the barrage so happy bellow is some pic we take
see this is the new mascot for *PUB*
here are some we took from the bridge haha..
wa tell u ah dam windily today morning haha now show u some better shot...
do i look KOOL in this pic i like it rarely i said i like my own pic haha.
let mi tell u something about one Country haha as u know long time when oldman is still in charge he said no IR in Country haha but now youngman take over he said ok la ART no make $$$ liao so he give green light to build IR NOT 1 hor is 2 OK haha (now best part) son ok la since u 1 to build and try ok can do BUT make sure u PRAY to GOD ok, so youngman said ok oldman i will must sure i PRAY to GOD everyday and he did look at the pic below haha..
you c the young man kept his promise of praying to god everyday with 3 joss stick, now let hope this young man make a right choice for the country wish him luck.
ok ppl this is a long post i shall end it here...
well when we are in the bus as u can see it EMPTY hohoho.
after less then 10 min we reach the barrage so happy bellow is some pic we take
see this is the new mascot for *PUB*
here are some we took from the bridge haha..
wa tell u ah dam windily today morning haha now show u some better shot...
do i look KOOL in this pic i like it rarely i said i like my own pic haha.
let mi tell u something about one Country haha as u know long time when oldman is still in charge he said no IR in Country haha but now youngman take over he said ok la ART no make $$$ liao so he give green light to build IR NOT 1 hor is 2 OK haha (now best part) son ok la since u 1 to build and try ok can do BUT make sure u PRAY to GOD ok, so youngman said ok oldman i will must sure i PRAY to GOD everyday and he did look at the pic below haha..
you c the young man kept his promise of praying to god everyday with 3 joss stick, now let hope this young man make a right choice for the country wish him luck.
ok ppl this is a long post i shall end it here...
Saturday, May 16, 2009
well come across this enjoy
How the fight started ?!!! Here got a few example, very funny, and I am sure you do experience some by yourself....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's when the fight started....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started....
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's when the fight started....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's when the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And that's when the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale..
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust..'
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
********************************************************************
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started....
*********************************************************************
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started....
***********************************************************************
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....
*************************************************************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale..
And that's when the fight started....
*******************************************************************
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust..'
And that's when the fight started....
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Trip to Villa Raintree
Well today went to above mention location with my sotong company it is a super nice place up the hill near labrador park. Well it is our first time we went there for lunch (food wise not too bad) BUT the feel and VIEW willl make up for it did ot manage to take the SEA view as block by tree link is as follow now let mi give u some of the pic.
well still no luck with the photo for now just have to live with it haha.
well this is CT aka siti
this is the company photo where my dar is working (all is worker haha)
well for ppl who wish to go here is the bus number to reach (only this bus)...
Wrigley’s Extra Mints
A revolutionary new bacteria killing oral care mint has been launched by Wrigley’s Extra Professional. Due to its unique shape, a ridged surface made of microgranules. The mint gives a noticeable clean feeling for the mouth and tongue.
New Extra Professional Mints are available in two flavours – Peppermint and Forest Berries and come in a nice handy tin. Forest Berries is a new flavor. Currently, there are no other sweets in the market that carry this flavor. Having this unique flavour at hand, it gives a refreshing feel with every mouthful you take. I for one heart this new flavor.
But is it another mint – no, by Zeus, it is not!!! Allow me to elaborate further.
Imagine this:
Your lover inserts the little oval lozenge into her mouth and places the little ball of oral delight on the center of her tongue. In your mind’s eye, she flips it over delicately, to discover to her delight that there are abrasive grooves on the other side. Then begin to visualize her sliding it across her tongue, in a sensuous lascivious circular motion – feel it scrubbing her velvet tongue while being lubricated by an intense refreshing flavour while she looks at you squarely with half-dilated eyes.
Softly, she moans and beckons to you.
I dare say, Wrigley’s has indeed released a remarkable new mint.
Go out and buy some now dammit.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
funny pic
The bellow pic u will enlighten u how the 2 different sexs use their brain to THINK whahah.
well enjoy reader...
well enjoy reader...
Monday, May 11, 2009
OMG VIRUS OUT BREAK
Sian back on mon then receive a super bad new got virus outbreak (WTF stupid DBG ppl) really sabo now whole dept com all KANA KNN then became my pro to kill all e virus got like 30 over com lo sian. Anyway i manage to solve 6 com today but got 1 of the machine kill the virus liao then the com got mad it just show "Active desktop recovery" well u can c from the pic i have search from the net no solution zzz how boss said recreate the user profile but is this the way NO RIGHT anyway i try to change the vaule from regedit but no luck hiaz. now the 2nd o i call it the double bad luck, one of our angilis1 server went down (alone with the swine flu i guess haha) anyway went it went offline on sat our backend team back to move/transfer everything to another server sgsatcweb1 will nothing big deal here but u know wat they did not write a script to disconnect the OLD path and change to the new server PATH WTF morning call receive like WHOLE COMPANY 200 plus user trying to call us UP and asking WTF happened. ZZZzzz wake up la "if thing not spoil dun touch it and if u broke it admit it dun bring others into the loop" well point is since u 4get about it faster write a script and broadcast it out to all user just tell then "PLS DOUBLE CLICK" then problem solve lo sample ma like tat. DUN repeat the mistake and make whole company looking for us haha early in the morning no fun at all... well that all nite nite.........
Saturday, May 9, 2009
One night stand experience
If you happen to have a one night stand before, how is your feeling. I pretty sure got mixture of feeling, some may feel excited, some feel guilty and regret. But this lucky guy, feel surprise Muhahahaa!
Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!
Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.
Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.
Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.
Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?
Man : Oh, your brother?
Not sure who add in the text.
Man : Hahahaha you are great! The best of all the women I had before!
Man : This is the picture of your husband?
Woman : No.
Man : Oh, then is it your boyfriend?
Woman : Also not.
Man : Then you must be mistress of this guy then.
Woman : You are real bad. Nolah.
Woman : Do you think he is handsome? Does he look like me?
Man : Oh, your brother?
Not sure who add in the text.
Monday, May 4, 2009
I'm like dead meat
Wa today was at CCK polycilnic early morning check temp ok pass went up to lvl 4 check the correct mask size Drager P3 Fold Flat Disposable Respirator with Valve to be worn the whole day also learn how to wear correctly as well haha, pass liao go out wear the Boundary Basic Coverage Polypropylene Gowns blue color de not too bad la cos is THIN only just cant breath cos of the mask do nothing much the also. Happened to see justin (taking MC) now i really have the same feeling as winne the pooh haha hope the pig dont sneeze now. ok that all for now really do hope it will just get better soon SWINE FLU. anyway when wearing all those really can get eerie feeling de lo.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
How is life
Well haven been saiding much this few day ya i know. was send to NUH on Tuesday to be a lone ranger was send out to solve case with password given have to look for a location when given a case hiaz it is dam big for mi to start wondering around b4 finally getting to the right location, when reach location again start to look for user hiaz (SAP, Lotus note, etc) heng i have so knowledge regarding this software have hook up a few printer, map a few com for share drive, but got 1 cant solve as in when u click on 1 mail in Lotus note the whole com just went to restart ??? leave it to the NUH ppl then.
Wed went to school din do anything much only learn a bit of html (haha slowly but surely I'm learning HTML) and building computer that all.
Thur went over to IMH (mad ppl hospital) haha well the ppl there are great there is hantono, Tommy, Garey & Richard. they are much better then NUH ppl (no lone ranger)just help them setup the new laptop (Dell E6400) wa it is a new model & battery can last quite long like 6hour nice cpu is e5400 i think no bad for this model.
Fri went over to Freddy house do up the lappy (wa din know only i can save it cos (Freddy said he cant boot from cd) ) haha i just select F12 wala it in boot mod setup the ms office/ AV ect... After that went to AMK for dinner we eat Western food from S11 yummy food then head over to courts and c computer checking out price again haha then head over to a few HP shop as he wanted to get a new HP Nokia E71 ($588) Samsung Pixon ($640) (for his girl as well)
Lastest updated just get his call he need to go back work TML 8am to 8pm haha!!! then we head over to Coffee Bean for coffee chitchat (Kenneth, Justin, Sandi, Rui xuan & his life) till 10plus then we headed home. Y them cos early in the morning get a sms from jus asking long time staff bout ken when outing with Amanda ( well this is all about AMANDA i know i haven talk about her YES i know will blog about her soon) as for Freddy he does have a life when he was young haha.I think it is enough now is back to study and waiting for SOTONG to come back think she is going to change her course of work to biomedical as i just get her call early in the morning. Dun feel like going out now as the SUN is making my brain go spinning now haha. Enjoy mi reader some link which i think u ppl should take a look about life of others.
China Middle School Girls Introduce New Victims To Rapists
Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model
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