Wrigley’s Extra Mints

A revolutionary new bacteria killing oral care mint has been launched by Wrigley’s Extra Professional. Due to its unique shape, a ridged surface made of microgranules. The mint gives a noticeable clean feeling for the mouth and tongue.

New Extra Professional Mints are available in two flavours – Peppermint and Forest Berries and come in a nice handy tin. Forest Berries is a new flavor. Currently, there are no other sweets in the market that carry this flavor. Having this unique flavour at hand, it gives a refreshing feel with every mouthful you take. I for one heart this new flavor.

But is it another mint – no, by Zeus, it is not!!! Allow me to elaborate further.

Imagine this:

Your lover inserts the little oval lozenge into her mouth and places the little ball of oral delight on the center of her tongue. In your mind’s eye, she flips it over delicately, to discover to her delight that there are abrasive grooves on the other side. Then begin to visualize her sliding it across her tongue, in a sensuous lascivious circular motion – feel it scrubbing her velvet tongue while being lubricated by an intense refreshing flavour while she looks at you squarely with half-dilated eyes.

Softly, she moans and beckons to you.

I dare say, Wrigley’s has indeed released a remarkable new mint.

Go out and buy some now dammit.